prettyplushie

Hi lovely!

I am the coziest plush; better than a squishmallow! Cuddles are the remedy to all of life’s stressors (scientifically proven but don’t quote me on that), but imagine that with a plushie that hugs back!

I’d like to think I’m hilarious, in a very goofy dad-joke hehehaha way, and pretty laidback. I geek out over literally everything and would love to cuddle up and talk to you about most anything. Orrr we can vibe out to some good tunes, kick back, and blaze it.

I like gaming, but I can get super competitive and will need extra snuggles if I lose (current game of choice is Cuphead and the rage is real lol). Also an avid horror film and scary game lover who happens to also scare easily, so those are the perfect things to have this jumpy chicken glued to your side the entire time haha!

Want an anime watch buddy? I need to start Demon Slayer and MyHero like yesterday! Beyond that, reading is one of my favorite pastimes, so let me read to you while I card my fingers through your hair and rub your shoulders. Massages can ease the tension you didn’t even know was there! I also like hair pets and massages as long as everything is appropriate.

We can even go out into the world to explore! Dinner, skating, movies, arcade- the world is our oyster!

There’s so much we can do, so let’s discuss to see if we are a good cuddle match. Let me know what interested you the most in my profile, and we can go from there!

I’m new here! Hoping for a warm welcome.

Now for the business talk because boundaries are muy importante for us both:
~~We must video call before meeting
~~No same day or last minute meeting
~~1/2 deposit payment before
~~Platonic cuddles ONLY
~~No kissing or anything extra
~~I will not overnight on first meets
~~Be sure to be clean, I love having those good squeaky clean smells
~~If I have to travel over 20 minutes, there will be an extra fee for mileage
~~Respect my boundaries! If at any point I feel uncomfortable and you push, I am leaving. No discussions.