Kellyshhh

My name is Kelly, and I moved to Texas from Florida 6 months ago. I came in search of a little more happiness & a little less chaos. If I’m lucky, maybe even a good balance of both ❤️ Laughing is one of my favorite things to do, my sense of humor is definitely my best quality. I have jokes of every genre on demand. Go ahead, ask me for one 💃🏻 I LOVE music, I enjoy all genres but I'm definitely a heavy metal kind of girl. I’m an Anime, Horror & Sci-Fi movie fanatic! I’m always looking for the scariest, weirdest, and most mind-bending things to watch! I’ve been called weird or strange many times in my life, it’s now one of my favorite compliments. My brain is made up of famous quotes, movie quotes, lists, useless information, poetry, song lyrics, jokes, riddles, questions, fiction novels, strange but true facts, and pick up lines. I have an unhealthy obsession with words and nice pens. All these words take up so much space in my head, that I can’t remember how to drive very well. In case you haven't figured it out yet, I’m a dangerous woman.

Meeting people I can connect with and share stimulating conversation with, is exciting! I enjoy picking apart the human brain and learning it on a deeper level. I often skip the small talk and dive right into your psyche. I might ask a lot of questions, but I manage a perfect balance of speaking and listening. I give phenomenal and unbiased advice, I don’t judge, not even the cover of a book!

I genuinely do love to cuddle, but for me, it’s so much more than that! Taking away someone’s sadness, loneliness, or social anxiety, brings me a feeling of fulfillment. During my sessions, I’ve became a friend, a partner, even a therapist! We’ll solve some of your problems, & you’ll leave in better condition than you arrived in. I might agree to take a photo with you and let you post it online for your ex wife to see. Sometimes we excitedly exchange life stories or reminisce about our past, maybe finding common ground. I’ll learn things like your aunts daughters new boyfriends dogs name, or that Hector is running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines, on top of that, he just went into Harry's and bought three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust, and sometimes we’ll spend hours howling with laughter or giggling under the blanket.

I think that genuine love leans towards a level of intimacy, kindness, and empathy that many of us find lacking, as well as yearn for, especially in today’s climate of political and social unrest. I find that I am easily able to connect with people on a physical & emotional basis that ensures calmness and peace, simply because I feel happiest when I’m helping others access a frequency of relaxation, peace, and gentleness. Physical touch has always been a valued love language of mine, and as I've grown, I’ve found it to be one of the most healing and therapeutic acts one can do!

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●​ Strictly Platonic! This service is 100% non-sexual. Any inappropriate behavior will result in the immediate termination of the session without a refund! Don’t show up at my house and try to convince me to do something I don’t want to do, I will pepper spray you 🚫🚫🚫