About me
Welcome fellow cuddlers. Pardon the mess while I remodel my profile. During this period of improvement I am still interested in connecting and cuddling.
I have been here for a few years and have had many great sessions with cuddlers both enthusiast and pro alike. I am not interested in someone “fixing me” as I like myself, flaws and all, and I accept myself as imperfect. Any FunCartel improvement will be worked on and crafted by FunCartel himself. What I am interested in is you, friendship, and relaxing, serene cuddles.
I love learning new things and meeting new people so bring it on! Unfortunately, there are some people in this country who do not respect the sanctity of human life and believe violence and murder are political tools, lack tolerance towards those different genetically or sexually from them, push agendas denying the autonomy of women, who dismiss science and established knowledge, and worship at the altar of the almighty dollar. Therefore my preference is to not cuddle pro-Trump or MAGA individuals. You do your thing somewhere else.
If you have any doubts as to my political leanings let’s just say that if you are at the paint department at your local hardware store and your skin contrasts greatly with the white and cream paint samples, I will be the guy who will have your back looking out for ICE or any other bureaucratic thugs ready to deport the innocent.
But I cherish those who are kind, have a live and let live attitude to others, and who generally care about others. I love empathy, love and understanding. I am not saying I am perfect and I can have my asshole moments because I am human, but believe me, I am trying. Just like camping, I am trying to “Leave No Trace” of assholery before my time on earth concludes. I think how we treat each other is probably the most essential ingredient for human kind’s existence.
This is it until the remodel is complete.
Facts
| Join Date |
June 2018 |
| Orientation |
Lesbian |
| Status |
Single |
| Cuddles |
Women |
| Location: |
Kansas City, MO |
| Height |
6' 0" |
| Body Type |
Average |
| Car Owner |
Yes |
| Drinks |
Rarely |
| Smokes |
420 |
| Ethnicity |
White |
| Religion |
Atheism |
| Job |
Yes |
No friends to show yet :(
B•••••s
7 years ago
FunCartel understands the value of reciprocation and is a pleasure to spend time with. He's fun, intelligent and likes my crazy foreign music! We were together six hours, and it went by too quickly. Let's do it again some time!
deleted cuddler
7 years ago
I had the pleasure of cuddling him twice! He's so clean, soft and warm. He definitely made it into my top three favorite cuddlers. Anytime, my friend. Anytime.
deleted cuddler
7 years ago
Awesome experience! He radiates warmth and positive energy. Wonderful conversation and attentive cuddling. I enjoyed every minute. There just aren’t enough words to describe how sweet he is. I would love to cuddle with him again.
g•••••8
7 years ago
Oh my goodness! I don't even know where to start. Patient, courteous, respectful, excellent communicator, good listener, considerate, VERY kind.. Looking forward to his next pass through town!!
K•••••6
7 years ago
What a wonderful cuddling experience. A warm, respectful man. So so easy to talk to. I’d cuddle him again anytime. I hope his travels bring him back my way soon!