Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, baby seals, orcas, penguins, evil half sister, 1930s economic depression, mental health, lame doordash delivery lady, blind date with Bill Gates, Portland sucks, Fender strats, awesome nails, 35 years old (it's true), 10 city tour - what do all of these things mean? Nothing to you but they're my memory of Stormydaycuddle. She's a beautiful woman but her physical beauty pales in comparison to her personality.
- AC