shovel670

37 - Man - Saipan, MP
"I like to cuddle while gazing upon the desolate fields of my hopes and dreams"

About me

I asked my best friend and he says I'm a stupid fuckin idiot, but hey, it takes one to know one, amirite? I like to cuddle because the void in my soul grows ever cold and the warmth of an angels embrace may help quell the chilling frost of unwanted solitude, if only for a moment.

i would cuddle u by holding ur hand. pls b gentle xoxo

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if you're still reading this, I think we could be friends 😅 I bullshitted my way through most of this profile so don't take it too seriously.

hit me up and let's chat about the most random stuff.

tell me about your day or your week. your darkest jokes or your deepest secrets. your hopes and dreams and how you did it, or why you couldn't accomplish them. or the stories you never told anyone else or the ones no one ever bothered hearing you out for. I'm just a random face on the internet. Who cares what I think lmao. who knows if we'll ever even meet, right? so? tell me about yourself.

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I wish I weren't so far out here in the middle of the sea, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered being such a public school Shakespeare. but I guess this'll have to do for now.

Facts

Join Date September 2023
Orientation Straight
Status Single
Cuddles Women
Preferred Days Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Preferred Times Morning
Fav. Movie Passion of the Christ, Blade
Fav. TV Show Shrek: The Complete Season
Location: Saipan
Height 4' 8"
Body Type Overweight
Car Owner Yes
Pets Eurasian Tree Sparrow and like, a dog that comes by sometimes
Drinks Very often
Smokes 420
Ethnicity Pacific Islander
Religion Christianity
Job Tobacco Lobbyist [this is all a joke. let's chat?]
Children Possibly in the future
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