Greeneye42

“I’m your elite cuddle buddy: think movie marathon, real talk, and dangerously good hugs. I’m that friend who shows up with snacks, a soft blanket, and zero judgment. We can hang out watching a movie, listening to music, or just talking while you decompress from life. I work best with people who are going through a big life shift, a breakup, or just feeling lonely and touch-starved. You don’t have to impress me, just show up as you are and I’ll handle the cozy.”
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*Boundaries (please read before messaging):
– 100% platonic only. No kissing, no nudity, no sexual contact, and no “oops” touching.
– Hygiene matters. Please shower, wear clean clothes, and go easy on cologne.
– Consent first. We’ll talk about cuddle positions and comfort levels before we start, and you can say stop at any time.
– Respect my time. I juggle other work and my own life, so I’m usually not available same‑day. If you’re serious, message me a few days in advance so we can actually plan something that works for both of us.
– Rates & services: I offer professional, platonic cuddle sessions in a safe, respectful environment. In‑person cuddle sessions: $100 per hour. Overnight cuddle (up to 9 hours): $777 total (discounted flat rate from my usual hourly). Virtual cuddle / talk sessions: $55.55 per hour. Payment is due before the session starts. Travel fees may apply if I’m coming to you, and exact rates can vary based on location and timing. Repeat clients: When you become a repeat client, I hook you up with discounts and priority booking.