About me
~ Adrift upon wuthering waves, a mundus novus unveileth afore thee. Shall this sojourner tread'th upon our solemn shores or shall the torrential tides admonish thee? ~
Before introductions are made, 'tis imperative that ye who stands on our threshold become known to 2 attributes about us:
① We are a unity of distinct personas; the closest would be a collective diagnosed with OSDD (Other Specified Dissociative Disorders). We will use "We" and "I" to refer to ourselves or an individual aspect. If this instills discomfort in you, then take no step further.
② We are a liminal being that transgresses gender. We are intersex in both mind & body, and are non-binary femme or, colloquially, a two-spirit woman. If this instills discomfort in you, then take no step further.
If you have made it this far, We welcome you and 'tis a pleasure to make introductions.
You may refer to me as Ninsiana. I am a complexity of dualities: caring and cold, fervent and reticent, honest and enigmatic. But, I am true and truer, and much more.
We know that life can stir turmoil, that sometimes you just need a moment of reprieve, and for those who ask of me in earnest We shall provide.
After all, We know the world from whence mortals came; anxieties, depression, inner-conflict, and drama can cause unrest to a weary soul. Advice, therapy, and even basic comfort is akin to timeless treasures. Although We may have a price, our resolve is not built upon gilded hollows, but is tempestuous as the sea and as resolute as the moon.
Alas, our time for introductions comes to an end... for now. Follow below for inquiries.
How to Make an Inquiry:
When you message me, please provide a statement for why you reached out to make a booking. In this way, I can start to understand you a bit better and might be able to suggest what best I can do. Please include your preferred name. Further details can be discussed.
Inquiries shall be checked in the evenings, excluding the weekends, and I shall need at least 24hrs before responding to any new inquiries.
-- Please Note: Any inquiries made before 4/8/2024 I might not return to. I've been on my own journey for quite some time and was functionally inactive. I apologize for those who were eager to meet the us of that era. --
Scheduling:
Sessions must be scheduled a minimum of 5 days in advance. No booking proposals shall be accepted if less than the minimum required number of days.
Currently hosting virtual sessions and public encounter sessions. Only hosting cuddle sessions with long-term clients, unless new clients hath been vetted through a 10-business day assessment (minimum).
For initiating contact, please refer to the above section.
The time-slots in which bookings can be scheduled are listed below:
Tuesday - Friday: 10AM - 6PM EST
Saturday: 12PM - 5PM EST
Sessions:
*REFER TO THE ABOVE SECTION FOR SESSION-TYPES*
First and foremost, you must be wearing appropriate clothing. This should all be needless to say, as it is in the site's rules, but I'll iterate it here. Furthermore, you must be sober and of sound mind; no alcohol consumption before the session, and not on any recreational drugs that impair judgment. Additional requirements shall be disclosed for the chance encounter with an in-person session.
These conditions also apply to me, and this is to provide safety & security to both you and me.
On a final note, I am not persnickety on exact times. For example, if you scheduled 1hr with me, and it has been 90min, I'll only charge you for that hour. Above all, We want to make sure sessions are organic and that you feel welcomed.
Curtains Fall:
We thank you for perusing our cabaret of sorts. We hope to hear soon from you, respectful & kind patrons. 'Til then, We fare thee well.