SarcasticSweets

45 - Woman - Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
Fee: 100/hour - Can be: Host, Guest, Public
Professional

About me

Hi, I'm Sarcastic Sweety. Fair warning: I have a wicked sense of humour, and I firmly believe that laughter is the fastest way two humans can actually relax around each other. I give seriously amazing hugs (other's words, not mine) and have strong opinions about which position is most comfortable for both of us. (Spoiler: I've thought about this a lot.)

I come to this work as someone who leads with empathy and follows with curiosity — I'm a natural listener, the kind that actually *hears* you rather than just waiting for my turn to talk. I'm also deeply laid back, non-judgmental, and, yes, squishy in all the right ways.

My whole thing is presence without pressure. No agenda, no performance, no emotional invoices. Just a genuinely warm human being who believes being held without strings attached is quietly one of the most powerful things on the planet.

Zero judgment. Maximum warmth. Come as you are.

(I also won't make it weird. Probably.)

Rates & Services

1 Hour+
$100
3 Hours+ | 3 hours
The classic. Enough time to actually settle in, stop being weird about it, and remember what it feels like to just be somewhere safe.
- 10% $270
5 Hours+ | 5 hours
For when two hours isn't enough and you already know it. We'll find a rhythm. Probably laugh a lot. Definitely nap.
- 20% $400
10 Hours+ | 10 hours
A full day of presence. We can watch something, talk about everything, or say nothing at all. All of it counts.
- 30% $700
16 Hours+ | Overnight
16 hours. The long exhale. Wake up actually rested for once.
- 40% $960
24 Hours+ | Travel Cuddler
Take me with you. I'm excellent company, I won't complain about the flight, and I give great airport hugs. (rate is per day)
- 40% $1,440

Facts

Join Date October 2023
Cuddles Everyone
Can be Host, Guest, Public
Preferred Days Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Preferred Times Afternoon, Evening, Night
Location: Vancouver
Height 5' 9"
Body Type Full figured
Car Owner No
Drinks Socially
Smokes No
Ethnicity White
Religion Other
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2 years ago

SarcasticSweets is simply amazing! My only regret is that our session wasn’t even longer. She made me feel instantly at ease, and she is intelligent and warm. Can’t wait until next time!

SarcasticSweets
2 years ago

All I can say is that it was an absolutely pleasure, start to finish. Thank you!!

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