SmurfingCuddles

30 - Woman - Kentwood, Louisiana, US
Fee: 120/hour - Can be: Host, Guest, Public
Professional

About me

✨ A Safe Space to Relax, Be Held & Feel Human Again ✨

Hi, I’m Ashley or Smurf 🀍

I provide a warm, calming environment where you can slow down, breathe, and experience safe, platonic connection.

In a world where many people feel overstimulated, lonely, or emotionally exhausted, I offer something simple but deeply meaningful, genuine presence, comforting companionship, and a peaceful space where you don’t have to perform or be anything other than yourself.

Clients often describe my presence as nurturing, grounding, and reassuring. Whether you’re seeking emotional comfort, stress relief, quiet companionship, or supportive human connection, you will always be met with kindness, respect, and understanding.

My time and presence hold the same value regardless of the activity chosen.

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🀍 Why I Do This Work

Healthy, platonic connection is deeply healing. Many people go long periods without safe touch, emotional closeness, or peaceful companionship.

Comfort looks different for everyone. Sometimes it’s cuddling. Sometimes it’s conversation. Sometimes it’s spending quiet time outdoors, gardening, fishing, or sharing gentle moments with animals.

My sessions are designed to help your nervous system slow down so you can simply relax, feel safe, and be human again.

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πŸͺ· My Comfort Style

Sessions are personalized and may include:

β€’ Side-by-side relaxation
β€’ Supportive embraces
β€’ Big spoon or little spoon
β€’ Hand holding or gentle closeness
β€’ Grounding conversation
β€’ Quiet, calming companionship

Every experience is guided by communication, consent, and emotional safety.

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🌿 Comfort & Companion Experiences

In addition to traditional cuddle sessions, I offer experience-based companionship for clients who connect best through shared activities.

🐾 Animal Comfort Sessions
Relax alongside gentle animal companionship! incredibly grounding for stress relief, loneliness, and emotional reset.

🌱 Gardening Companion Sessions
Garden together, tend plants, enjoy sunshine, or share peaceful outdoor time reconnecting with nature.

🎣 Outdoor & Activity Companion Experiences
Connection through shared experiences such as:
β€’ Fishing trips
β€’ Nature walks
β€’ Coffee or casual dates
β€’ Museums or outings
β€’ Sunshine relaxation days

All experiences remain fully platonic, respectful, and consent-based.

(Custom experiences welcome upon discussion.)

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🌿 Session Experience

Each session begins with a brief check-in to discuss boundaries, preferences, and comfort levels.

All sessions are:
β€’ Fully clothed
β€’ Strictly platonic
β€’ Consent-based
β€’ Professional and respectful

πŸ”Ί Please avoid heavy colognes, perfumes, soaps, or deodorants. I am highly scent-sensitive and strong fragrances may require rescheduling.

You are always in control of your experience.

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🀍 Discovery Call Required

For comfort and safety, all new clients complete a brief FaceTime or Zoom call before booking.

15-Minute Call β€” $40
(Required prior to first session)

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πŸŒ™ Cuddle Session Options

✨ The Comfort Session
60 Minutes β€” $140

🌿 The Unwind Session
90 Minutes β€” $210

πŸŒ™ The Deep Rest Session
2 Hours β€” $280

πŸͺ· Signature Experience β€” The Safe Haven Session
2.5–3 Hours β€” $420

Designed for deeper relaxation, emotional grounding, and sustained comfort.

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🌿 Companion Experience Pricing

🐾 Animal Comfort Session
60 Minutes β€” $160
90 Minutes β€” $230
2 Hours β€” $300

🌱 Gardening Companion Session
60 Minutes β€” $150
90 Minutes β€” $220
2 Hours β€” $290

🎣 Outdoor & Activity Companion Sessions
(Fishing, coffee dates, nature outings, shared activities)

60 Minutes β€” $170
90 Minutes β€” $240
2 Hours β€” $320

✨ Signature Day Companion Experience
3–4 Hours β€” $450–$520

Client covers activity expenses such as tickets, bait, food, or entry fees.Travel fees may apply outside local area.

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✨ Additional Offerings

β€’ Virtual Connection Session β€” $60 / 30 minutes $100 / 60 minutes
Supportive conversation and grounding connection via voice or video.

Virtual Connections do not require a discovery call for the 15 minutes as well as you get $20 off the first hour.

β€’ Travel sessions available upon request (additional fee applies)

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🌿 What You Can Expect

β€’ Calm, welcoming atmosphere
β€’ Genuine emotional warmth
β€’ Nervous system relaxation
β€’ Safe, respectful human connection
β€’ A space where you can truly exhale

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πŸ”’ Important Notes

β€’ All sessions are fully clothed and strictly platonic
β€’ Respect, consent, and communication are required at all times
β€’ Personal hygiene and kindness are appreciated
β€’ Privacy and discretion are always honored

πŸŽ‰πŸŽPAYMENTS ARE ALWAYS UPFRONTπŸŽπŸŽ‰

You deserve comfort, connection, and a moment of peace 🀍

Rates & Services

1 Hour+
$120

Facts

Join Date April 2026
Cuddles Everyone
Can be Host, Guest, Public
Preferred Days Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat
Preferred Times Morning, Afternoon, Evening, Night
Fav. Movie Lord of the Rings, Hobbit
Fav. TV Show Cartoons, Big Bang Theory, Pit
Location: Kentwood, LA
Height 5' 9"
Body Type A little extra
Car Owner Yes
Pets 8 cats 2 dogs 1 chicken
Drinks No
Smokes 420
Ethnicity White
Religion Other
Children Possibly in the future

Thomas123


4 weeks ago

Smurf was kind and affectionate. We even picked blackberries in her yard and ate them! She abides by the rules. I hope to visit again sometime soon.

jw989123


1 month ago
repeat client

My time with Smurf was incredible. She is so comfortable to be around, a great conversationalist and a wonderful cuddler with a great touch. She makes you comfortable right from her arrival and keeps it that way the entire session. I'd be happy to see Smurf again!

SmurfingCuddles
1 month ago

Thank you so much for the kind words! I’d be happy to see you again! 😊

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