Valosaurus

If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a Trannysaurus (maybe I am?)

I wanna be upfront about that! It's no secret, my voice gives it away, and I'm sensitive to the fact that some people are allergic to dinosaurs. Not only that, but some people have never even seen a dinosaur in real life, to which I say: Why not today? I had never met a dinosaur until I was in my 30s and had no idea what their deal was aside from all the stereotypes on TV, and talking to one helped me realize that they were, indeed, cool and complex creatures like the rest of us!

And what better way of getting to know someone is there than telling a complete stranger all your hopes, your dreams, your secrets... while spooning? I'll answer any questions, no matter how offensive or embarassing, with a light heart and no judgment.

Questions like:
(Q) What do Trannysauruses eat?
(A) Hormone Treatment Bills

But seriously, I've gotten to know myself so much just by viewing myself through the lens of new perspectives and reflecting back on how it must have looked from the other side. Being able to just enjoy the company of somebody who has no expectations of your past disappointments or who you're meant to be, just there to listen and see you, filling your brain with oxytosin from the physical benefits of holding someone's hand or playing with your hair... it can be so therapeutically incredible! No joke, it's important!

I'm happily married but affectionately exhausting. My love language is expressed through physical touch, acts of service, and showing appreciation, but require quality time and my rent to be paid. My partner and I are comfortable with consenting company we trust will do no harm and expect the same of each other. I need to charge to be keep supporting our family while between jobs.

Let's braid each other's hair while I knock things over with my dinosaur tail because it makes me a little clumsy! We can watch your favorite movie, or listen to music, or play video games in your favorite PJ shirt (c'mon, we both know it's stretchy enough for two). I love doing crafts, we can get handsy while being handy and teach me to knit while we play footsie. Platonically lay on each after jamming (love playing bass and trying out new instruments!)

We've got time, so how should we spend it? Bit of a night owl and usually unavailable early morning and mid-day. Please be patient if I don't respond right away, I might be subconsciously stress-avoiding a flooded inbox due to ADHD!