Me at 30. In the 90s. I'm the one in the middle!
My 15 seconds of fame on AUSTRALIA'S GOT TALENT wannabe show - just now finally out on a compilation video.
REDACTED DUE TO THE PRODUCER'S TERMS AND CONDITIONS (I think I am going to call my autobiography this!).
you got weird shit going on? me too. no one is exempt thats why we need to find cuddle buddies
Because of a conversation with coworkers, (inappropriate subject but not inappropriate conversation, if that makes sense) and it was surprising to everyone that i do not enjoy porn, at all. Nothing about it appeals to me, i think most aspects are bothersome to me. Not to mention i believe it’s the last great platform for racism to flourish. I was surprised to know how surprised everyone was to hear that so maybe that will surprise you all to.
@Cozytimes1212 I might have worded it differently but I concur with your sentiments. A lot of “poor mes” on this forum that then wonder why they can’t find a cuddle partner. Life is way too short to put your bad experiences on an infinite loop.
I have an addiction to cinnamon sticks
@vesnyr I already knew that (you just look the cinnamon stick addicted type).
I enjoy heavy metal. ?
@pmvines that’s amazing ?
@vesnyr in what capacity?
@cuddlesfordays1 He sticks them up his nose to impersonate a walrus in talent shows.
@FunCartel first place every time
1.) I play the tin flute and the bodhrán
2.) I'm a martial artist (heck yeah @DarrenWalker! Martial artists unite!)
3.) I finished my first novel when I was 17
4.) I tried out for Power Rangers: Beast Morphers. Obviously I didn't get the part! Next time though...
@cuddlesfordays1 One pack lasts me 3-4 days.. I always have some in my backpack
@FunCartel How do you know and for how long have you been stalking me?
@vesnyr
lol. Alright, you love/ cinnamon you say. I’ll remember. ?
Hmm...I don't have much special too say. But I'm kind of a jack of all trades master of none. car repair, weaving, pottery, plumbing, sewing, carpentry, etc. I can do a lot, but only call on me if it's easy or medium. Anything hard I can only get half done.
I was born standing up and talking back My Daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack Because I'm evil And my middle name is misery
So something we didn’t know about Hank is he is an Elvis Presley lyric.
I'm half British.
I have a learning disability.
I enjoy being outside and hard work, even though I could averagly be seen as a quiet and lazy gamer.
Dear @Wildcat95h Which half is British, boom, boom? (I am 98 percent British so I am allowed to do that crap British sitcom type joke).
Where do you hail from, fellow countryperson?
Well I've never lived there, but my Dad's side of the family is from England. I've always lived in the US, though if I was born a couple weeks early it would've been in England ☺
@Wildcat95h Welcome! Your story is intriguing...are we long-lost relatives?! I'm also half British on my dad's side (he was a soldier based close to where my mother lived and frequented the bars), and if he and my mother had stayed together I'd have spent about the first five-ish years of my life in Berlin. The family is from Lancashire and he's never returned to Canada, so I've never met them.
I fart spectacular rainbows that once caught the eye of Gilbert Baker, an aspiring artist in San Francisco. He saw one of my gaseous color bonanzas one day in 1978 at Fisherman’s Wharf, and the next day he created the rainbow flag for the LGBT community. True story. I swear. Yeah.
@Catloaf
I don't know very much information about my British relatives, I know that my dads mom was "crazy" and that my dad has a half brother and step sister, maybe others, I also have a few cousins who I've likely never met. Most of them still live in England.
Dear @Catloaf My father's family were from Yorkshire but moved to Crewe, Lancashire, "one of the most historically significant railway stations in the world". And the home of Rolls Royce.
His father, Lister Shires, was the Borough Treasurer for Crewe, did all of the city's accounts on an abacus, was never seen out out of suit trousers, waistcoat and white shirt and was a high ranking figure in the Crewe Freemasons.
His favorite (Victorian grand)dad joke was "Egg's a hen's fruit"!
I’m new here and I want to start conversing with folks on the forum cause it’s a good place to show some personality.
Unfortunately, the only thing that got an immediate response in my head was your grandad’s favorite joke. What kind of joke is that? I can imagine if I approached someone and said, hey I got a great joke for you and then said “egg’s a hen’s fruit” they would look at me funny and think ... that I was ....Australian....maybe? Or maybe they would say “is that it? Is that the joke?”
Is that a typical grandad joke, you know how like dad jokes are always really bad puns? Or maybe it’s a type of Australian joke? ?
@Wildcat95h - If your father was born in Britain, you could be a British citizen. I think it depends on when he was born and when you were born. You can research it online. My two daughters, both born in the USA are American and British citizens because their father is British. Unfortunately, it does not work the same way when just your mother is British.
@MarthaSpeaks The answer is probably C—it is a bad joke no matter what culture you drop it into.
@UKGuy Oh I didn't know I could be a British citizen and a US citizen at the same time? I'm not sure what year my dad was born, but he is a British citizen, he lives in the US with I think it's called an alien card.
I listen and can rap almost all the hip hop music, i am a borderline and i suffer from major depression. I am a survivor and a warrior