I have it clearly stated in my profile, if you want a response from me, say something interesting about yourself.
I'm guessing at least 85% of the first messages I get are something like, "Hi. How are you?"
I refrain from replying with a snarky answer. Most of the time I don't answer at all.
Did they read my profile? Because if they did and they didn't get the message that I'm expecting them to get to know me by starting an actual conversation, then they have miserably poor reading comprehension skills. And if they didn't, they have no business sending me a message until they do.
Am I being a jerk? I'm sorry, but these stupid non-messages make me cranky and I just want to tell them to buzz off.
Guys, if you want a response from a woman, send a message worth responding to.