TheFunCartel

64 - Man - Kansas City, Missouri, US
"I like to cuddle while Anytime"

About me

Welcome fellow cuddlers. Pardon the mess while I remodel my profile. During this period of improvement I am still interested in connecting and cuddling.

I have been here for a few years and have had many great sessions with cuddlers both enthusiast and pro alike. I am not interested in someone “fixing me” as I like myself, flaws and all, and I accept myself as imperfect. Any FunCartel improvement will be worked on and crafted by FunCartel himself. What I am interested in is you, friendship, and relaxing, serene cuddles.

I love learning new things and meeting new people so bring it on! Unfortunately, there are some people in this country who do not respect the sanctity of human life and believe violence and murder are political tools, lack tolerance towards those different genetically or sexually from them, push agendas denying the autonomy of women, who dismiss science and established knowledge, and worship at the altar of the almighty dollar. Therefore my preference is to not cuddle pro-Trump or MAGA individuals. You do your thing somewhere else.

If you have any doubts as to my political leanings let’s just say that if you are at the paint department at your local hardware store and your skin contrasts greatly with the white and cream paint samples, I will be the guy who will have your back looking out for ICE or any other bureaucratic thugs ready to deport the innocent.

But I cherish those who are kind, have a live and let live attitude to others, and who generally care about others. I love empathy, love and understanding. I am not saying I am perfect and I can have my asshole moments because I am human, but believe me, I am trying. Just like camping, I am trying to “Leave No Trace” of assholery before my time on earth concludes. I think how we treat each other is probably the most essential ingredient for human kind’s existence.

This is it until the remodel is complete.

Facts

Join Date June 2018
Orientation Lesbian
Status Single
Cuddles Women
Location: Kansas City, MO
Height 6' 0"
Body Type Average
Car Owner Yes
Drinks Rarely
Smokes 420
Ethnicity White
Religion Atheism
Job Yes

TenderTress


1 month ago

My session with FunCartel was atypical in that we started with a long conversation, filled with funny and totally accessible stories. I found him intelligent, empathetic, vastly entertaining, and easy to talk to. Our physical cuddle was this amazingly relaxing embrace that sort of morphed from one cuddle position to another (with a massage in the middle). In addition, in case this needs to be said, I felt very safe with this charming, gentleman. I would 💯% cuddle with FunCartel next time he's in town.

M•••••7


3 months ago

Great gentleman! I’m so glad our schedules aligned. He’s very respectful, sweet, communicative and has great stories to tell. I enjoyed our time and he enjoyed the foot rub and massage. Hope to see you again soon 😊✨️

A•••••9


4 months ago

Had such a wonderful time! He was pleasant & respectful 😊 made me laugh & I felt comfortable. A+++ 💯

Layla_Gold


5 months ago

He was such a pleasure!! Kind, respectful, and very easy to connect with. There’s a calm, warm energy about him that makes you instantly feel comfortable, with just the right touch of charm and playfulness to keep things interesting.
Genuinely enjoyable company from start to finish, and I’d absolutely spend time with him again 😉

MsDeena


6 months ago

Very inviting, soft, sweet and great hands! Great conversation and playlist! Can’t wait to see him again!

M•••••l


7 months ago

I really liked our session, totally genuine, I loved it.

TheFunCartel
6 months ago

Pretty good English Maria. It was a treat spending a virtual hour with you in your country.

M•••••y


7 months ago

I had a great time with TheFunCartel! He is very easy to talk to and was very respectful, polite, and communicative. He is a great conversationalist and I enjoyed our session so much! Don't miss a chance to meet this unique and kind person. 5 out of 5!

K•••••r


8 months ago

I knew from the moment I glanced at his profile that FunCartel would be one of my favorite cuddlers. I certainly wasnt disappointed and then some. We had great conversation that just flowed effortlessly. Im almost sad hes an out of towner, dont let the listed age fool you though, he could definitely pass for a decade younger. Definitely the kind of spirit I live to meet on this site. Please come back! 😁

CuddleBug02u


10 months ago

I had the pleasure of meeting the infamous forum king TheFunCartel at the Steamboat Springs Meetup! I'm bummed we didn't get to do a cuddle session but I was really happy to finally meet him in person. He is just as hilarious and witty in person and did not disappoint. Looking forward to spending more time with him in the future 🙂 Feel better soon my friend ❤️

B•••••l


1 year ago

TheFunCartel is genuine, kind, and a pleasure to be around! I enjoyed the cuddles and conversation during our session. I consider it a pleasure to have met him and look forward to the next time.🙂

S•••••e


1 year ago

Such a cute sweet guy. Really enjoyed our cuddle and can't wait for our next🙂

k•••••e


1 year ago

It was a super calm & peaceful experience cuddling with him, he's super respectful & has a lot of insightful information on many topics. I'd highly suggest that you give him a chance, he's sweet and considerate in conversations.

TBeck1348


1 year ago

Had a great time. This guy is a genuine human being. Not to mention smart and successdul. Loved all the interesting stories from his travel adventures. Great ambiance for a cuddle session. Looking forward to future sessions.

Hase


1 year ago

Had a wonderful session and would highly recommend! He is kind, respectful, pleasant, caring, great conversation, and smells amazing! Definitely hope to spend some more time with him soon.

f•••••7


1 year ago

What a fabulous and chill time I had with TheFunCartel! Friends, this man is funny and respectful- And gives the best hugs. :) I highly recommend spending time with him!

Tina_Renee


1 year ago

I had a fantastic cuddle with TheFunCartel, we had been communicating for a bout a week or so prior to him coming to Arizona. We gave each other a good massage and held each other close. I felt comfortable and connected the whole time. Hope to see you again when your in my neck of the woods 🤗🫂

deleted cuddler


1 year ago

I had a lovely time and would absolutely have another session with him. He was very considerate, respectful, and kind. This was my first cuddle and am very happy it was this person.... he definitely made me feel comfortable in my own place. Thank you

Lolacuddles731


1 year ago

I had a lovely time and would absolutely have another session with him. He was very considerate and respectful.

L•••••U


1 year ago

I had a wonderful session with him. He was sweet considerate and very accommodating. I would definitely cuddle again

k•••••D


1 year ago

I had a very good time with the FunCartel! He smells great and is very attentive and a gentleman! I only wish our session could have been longer!

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