TheFunCartel

63 - Man - Kansas City, Missouri, US
"I like to cuddle while Anytime"

About me

Welcome fellow cuddlers. Pardon the mess while I remodel my profile. During this period of improvement I am still interested in connecting and cuddling.

I have been here for a few years and have had many great sessions with cuddlers both enthusiast and pro alike. I am not interested in someone “fixing me” as I like myself, flaws and all, and I accept myself as imperfect. Any FunCartel improvement will be worked on and crafted by FunCartel himself. What I am interested in is you, friendship, and relaxing, serene cuddles.

I love learning new things and meeting new people so bring it on! Unfortunately, there are some people in this country who do not respect the sanctity of human life and believe violence and murder are political tools, lack tolerance towards those different genetically or sexually from them, push agendas denying the autonomy of women, who dismiss science and established knowledge, and worship at the altar of the almighty dollar. Therefore my preference is to not cuddle pro-Trump or MAGA individuals. You do your thing somewhere else.

If you have any doubts as to my political leanings let’s just say that if you are at the paint department at your local hardware store and your skin contrasts greatly with the white and cream paint samples, I will be the guy who will have your back looking out for ICE or any other bureaucratic thugs ready to deport the innocent.

But I cherish those who are kind, have a live and let live attitude to others, and who generally care about others. I love empathy, love and understanding. I am not saying I am perfect and I can have my asshole moments because I am human, but believe me, I am trying. Just like camping, I am trying to “Leave No Trace” of assholery before my time on earth concludes. I think how we treat each other is probably the most essential ingredient for human kind’s existence.

This is it until the remodel is complete.

Facts

Join Date June 2018
Orientation Lesbian
Status Single
Cuddles Women
Location: Kansas City, MO
Height 6' 0"
Body Type Average
Car Owner Yes
Drinks Rarely
Smokes 420
Ethnicity White
Religion Atheism
Job Yes

CarenaSEMO


2 years ago

Fantastic cuddle session. He made me feel comfortable immediately and was a confident but tender partner to be with. The conversation flowed naturally between quiet moments and interesting stories with ease. I look forward to the next time he travels to my area.

C•••••1


2 years ago

It was a nice session. But i had to put my foot down on him lol. Well that's just cause I gave him a kind of like "Thai massage" haha 💆‍♂️ well I'm not a masseuse. But it was helpful. So I got on and off his back to do the massage 😆

TheFunCartel
2 years ago

I woke up today with footprints on my back! 😂 j/k

LOVABLE_MiA


2 years ago

Nice Gentlemen, very respectful very sweet great cuddles .. I had a fun session enjoyed our conversation a very memorable moment … hope to see you soon again 😍🦋

L•••••6


2 years ago

Wonderful! We had so much fun swapping stories and laughing- so interesting, strong, and such a sense of security. I felt like I knew him from the moment we met. Hope he comes back to the area soon so we can have another session! Thank you K!

L•••••8


2 years ago

Very nice guy and accommodating. I was at ease and he was very friendly . Looking forward again to meeting .

chloe84


2 years ago

Nice guy! Good conversation will def meet with him again!

s•••••7


2 years ago

What a sweet, kind soul! I really enjoyed meeting up and was happy that I got a chance to swap stories with him. He just has a way about him that makes you feel at ease and so comfortable. Wouldn't mind meeting up again.

deleted cuddler


2 years ago

What a gentle soul! Loved our session would definitely love to see him again when he comes back around to visit.😊

we_cuddle


2 years ago

Amazing! The ambience for our cuddle session was top tier. He sets the mood for a very relaxing and just open environment. When he wraps his arms around you and you instantly feel the security. What a kind, sweet, loving, beautiful human being❤️!
Great conversation with some really great stories. He also knows how to pull at your heartstrings 🥹
Get ready for fun hotel facts from an avid traveler!

U•••••s


2 years ago

What a DELIGHTFUL session with Boomer. Would love to cuddle again when he is in my area! Top tier cuddles
We shared lots of laughs, Soothing cuddles and I hope I massaged away any back knots.
Relaxing music and all around AWESOME gent!
And his aka is 🤣🤣 Thanks BoomerSpooner🫂

cuddle_jess


2 years ago

What a fantastic cuddle session! Great conversationalist, had a good playlist playing, super comfortable person to be around and cuddle with.

ShawnieceH_


3 years ago

I had a wonderful cuddle session with this gentleman. He was great cuddling with I felt very relaxed in his arms that I could fall asleep. Also he smells nice! The time flew by because of enjoying our time cuddling together. He is great talking to, funny and it was fun learning about all his travel destinations. I loved his music playlist perfect for cuddling. I would definitely cuddle again with him, absolutely recommend. Thank you for a great evening. 🤗

colette12


3 years ago

I had an exceptional experience and it was quite fun. He is a perfect cuddler.

CuddlewitFeef


3 years ago

I had a great session Funcartel. I enjoyed every moment he is easy to talk to. I felt good, he is very soft 😍 I honestly didn’t want to leave.

ginamarie55


3 years ago

Had an amazing session

He is definitely a amazing cuddler
Also holds a great conversation
And his playlist is so soothing you almost wanna fall asleep but the conversation keeps you up
I would love to have another session when he’s in town

Ladies don’t miss out

deleted cuddler


3 years ago

Had a great evening with this gentlemen. I enjoyed our conversation, he is a fantastic cuddler.
Highly recommended.

q•••••e


3 years ago

Wow! I'm still feeling the post cuddle buzz, so I hope this attempt to capture my thoughts and feelings about this amazing man right here will adequately reflect things...
I was instantly at ease and felt like we had a great flow between us. FunCartel has stories for days, gives the bestest of squeeze hugs, has a magic touch and he was open to trying to crush me (yeah, that may sound weird but it's great)!
I felt respected and seen by him and thinking on the moments where we were fully embraced, lost in touch, the only sound our breath and his playlist (that's almost identical to mine), it brings up tears because it was just so incredibly lovely.
🫂💓🥲

TL; DR
FunCartel is truly a delight of a being to cuddle with!! 100% he is recommended by your's truly (unless we're all in the same town and you'd be competing with me for his time, 'cause I'll for sure be trying to snag his snuggles all for myself 😉)!!
An A+++ cuddler this one!!

TheFunCartel
3 years ago

Oh wow. I passed the pop quiz! Thank you so much for the very kind words. I certainly look forward to my next trip to Portland.

CaringGinger


3 years ago

Such a great cuddling session! I can't say enough about what a wonderful time I had, FunCartel is a gentleman through and through and a great cuddle partner. Very comfortable and relaxing to be with. I could have fell asleep in your arms. I hope you become a regular whenever you are in town.

lalamor7373


4 years ago

K made my first session a very great experience. I felt welcome and at ease instantly, he smells nice so it's great to just breathe him in when face to face cuddling :) It was great to chat with someone who has been to a bunch of the similar travel spots. He has a light touch but very nice, strong hug. Looking forward to another session, definitely give him a cuddle if you can!

C•••••5


4 years ago

The session was great!! FunCartel was easy to talk to and has good taste in music. The snuggles were awesome! 😊

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