TheFunCartel

63 - Man - Kansas City, Missouri, US
"I like to cuddle while Anytime"

About me

Welcome fellow cuddlers. Pardon the mess while I remodel my profile. During this period of improvement I am still interested in connecting and cuddling.

I have been here for a few years and have had many great sessions with cuddlers both enthusiast and pro alike. I am not interested in someone “fixing me” as I like myself, flaws and all, and I accept myself as imperfect. Any FunCartel improvement will be worked on and crafted by FunCartel himself. What I am interested in is you, friendship, and relaxing, serene cuddles.

I love learning new things and meeting new people so bring it on! Unfortunately, there are some people in this country who do not respect the sanctity of human life and believe violence and murder are political tools, lack tolerance towards those different genetically or sexually from them, push agendas denying the autonomy of women, who dismiss science and established knowledge, and worship at the altar of the almighty dollar. Therefore my preference is to not cuddle pro-Trump or MAGA individuals. You do your thing somewhere else.

If you have any doubts as to my political leanings let’s just say that if you are at the paint department at your local hardware store and your skin contrasts greatly with the white and cream paint samples, I will be the guy who will have your back looking out for ICE or any other bureaucratic thugs ready to deport the innocent.

But I cherish those who are kind, have a live and let live attitude to others, and who generally care about others. I love empathy, love and understanding. I am not saying I am perfect and I can have my asshole moments because I am human, but believe me, I am trying. Just like camping, I am trying to “Leave No Trace” of assholery before my time on earth concludes. I think how we treat each other is probably the most essential ingredient for human kind’s existence.

This is it until the remodel is complete.

Facts

Join Date June 2018
Orientation Lesbian
Status Single
Cuddles Women
Location: Kansas City, MO
Height 6' 0"
Body Type Average
Car Owner Yes
Drinks Rarely
Smokes 420
Ethnicity White
Religion Atheism
Job Yes

M•••••7


4 years ago

I had a great session. He was sweet, considerate, and a great conversationalist! Very respectful of boundaries.

AnitaCuddle2022


4 years ago

I talk to people about karma and everyone says who really leaves bad karma but for real!!! if you get to cuddle with somebody this guy is truly amazing smells so good I can just melt into his arms in the way that he makes you feel is just incredible our conversations were so easy flowing, just overall a really really great Cuddle!! I’ll be here if you ever need another cuddle!!! Lol I didn’t want to leave

b•••••y


5 years ago

Well, I’m happy to say Keith knows how to make you feel comfortable. His great hygiene, (he really does smell as good as everyone says.) His conversation, great cuddling and interesting life stories made me feel like I could have stayed longer with how comfortable he made me feel. Highly recommend a cuddle session with him.

Jessiebaby108


5 years ago

Wheeeew! This man is awesome. I was completely captivated by his conversation and life stories. He had such a way with his communication that I was completely fascinated to be in his demeanor.
Easy on the eyes and nose 😂 definitely could’ve stayed all night. ❤️ Definitely my favorite session and person.

deleted cuddler


5 years ago

A wonderful, warm, and genuine person with great compassion and understanding. Felt very comfortable with him effortlessly. He smells good, is warm to snuggle up against, and in every way a joy. I nearly lost track of time! I’m very happy and I hope he returns soon ☺️

deleted cuddler


5 years ago

Had a great evening with Mr Cartel.
Knows how to make you feel warm and comfortable. Couldn't get enough of his cologne 😍 a real gentleman with nice hands.

s•••••y


5 years ago

Wow. Just.... WOW. There are so many fantastic things that have been shared about Mr. Cartel. He is kind, a gentleman, a great snuggle, reciprocatively balanced in his touch, comforting, safe, smells YUMMY, great hands etc etc etc (my mind is so fuzzy I can hardly find words!! Maybe Reciprocity is an overall picture) So besides all of that..... (as if that wasn't enough) this amazing human has such a capacity for discussion and silliness! When he says "FUN" Cartel, he means it! We met for snacks to say hello on a very impromptu last minute sweep through my lovely city and WOW.... He was fabulous on so very many levels. (He doesn't know it, but I am already planning our next get together!) Thank goodness he is in the CO suburbs!!! I feel very lucky that this man was willing to take time and share his evening with me. :)

ehaskins


5 years ago

Had an amazing time with funcartel. I was very comfortable with him and he was great to talk to. If your ever down my way again I hope we can set something up again.

B•••••a


5 years ago

I have seen the future of cuddling, and it is him.

TheFunCartel
5 years ago

Thank you so much. I enjoyed it probably twice as much as you!

b•••••s


5 years ago

Nice company to have, wish time didn’t go so fast

peaches9248


6 years ago

FunCartel is an amazing cuddler. I felt immediately comfortable with him. I will gladly share my time with him again. I highly recommend cuddling with him if he is in your area.

deleted cuddler


6 years ago

FunCartel is a gentleman with whom I felt comfortable and safe during my very first cuddle experience. I highly recommend cuddling with him.

A•••••i


6 years ago

Cuddlers can be confident and feel safe meeting with FunCartel because he is 100% respectful. Nothing offensive about him at all. Great personality, smells great, and prompt, hassle-free payment.

Ronnieandcuddle


6 years ago

Such a great cuddle session! I enjoyed our conversation conversation greatly, he is a fantastic cuddler. I loved being little and big spoon! His touch was gentle and respectful, I hope to cuddle again soon.

N•••••l


6 years ago

My session with him was very memorable and he’s a great storyteller 🙂

S•••••7


6 years ago

From the very beginning, FunCartel was easy to plan with and very communicative about what he wanted. Our 2 hours flew by with great conversation, solid cuddling, and comfort. He was very sweet and made sure that I was comfortable at all times. Definitely enjoyed our time together and I look forward to hopefully cuddling again!!

MizzKitty


6 years ago

Total sweetheart. So kind and gentle. Soft and smells good, is a giver as much as a receiver, and I felt safe and comforted, so relaxed in his arms. Thank you.

deleted cuddler


6 years ago

Absolutely fantastic gentleman - I don't think I could ever say enough good things about him. I hope your travels bring you back I would love another session.

deleted cuddler


7 years ago

What a wonderful cuddle experience. So relaxing, warm & peaceful. Great conversation & massage. Highly recommend cuddling with this gentleman. I hope I have the joy of cuddling again if the opportunity presents. ☺

deleted cuddler


7 years ago

I was very fortunate to catch this gentleman in town for a nice session last night. He was very easy to communicate with and our 3 hours flew by. He gives great massages as well as great conversation and was a perfect gentleman. Consider yourself lucky if he come to your town. ?

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