About me
Mediocre writer and comedian with the net worth of an even less successful writer and comedian. I'm an artist by nature, geek by nurture, and do well at parties because I "look and sound like a Harry Potter character that never existed" according to one woman who I'm pretty sure had me confused for someone else.
Arsenal gooner. Warriors and 49'er fan. Part-time dungeon master (not the sexy kind). Full-time disappointment to his parents. Probably yours, too.
Facts
| Join Date |
December 2019 |
| Orientation |
Straight |
| Status |
Single |
| Cuddles |
Women |
| Can be |
Host, Guest, Public |
| Location: |
San Francisco, CA |
| Location #2: |
London |
| Height |
5' 9" |
| Body Type |
Average |
| Car Owner |
No |
| Drinks |
Often |
| Smokes |
Vaping |
| Ethnicity |
Pacific Islander |
| Religion |
Other |
| Job |
Artist |
| Children |
Doesn't want children |
No friends to show yet :(
He made me feel comfortable from the moment he arrived. He is incredibly handsome, easy to talk to, and has such a lovely personality. The conversation flowed naturally, and I felt relaxed and at ease the entire time. He is kind, respectful, and genuinely enjoyable to be around. I highly recommend him and would definitely spend time with him again. ❤️🥰
B•••••e
1 year ago
vdelastro is the cuddle blueprint. He is easygoing, has the coolest jokes and is super sweet. We had an amazing time! 5 stars :)
g•••••z
1 year ago
i still find myself yucking it up thinking about our time together. the silly banters, the fluid connection is something ill cherish. thank you 🍀